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Nigeria is a peculiar country

and after living here for long,

you will come to accept and

love all its peculiarities. When

you move to Nigeria, it seems

so unusual, but thrilling and

alive with opportunities. You

marvel at its strange

surroundings and its people.

Being Nigerian is much more

different when compared to

being Mexican or American.

Several jokes abound as to

how Nigerians display their

unique differences when

faced with similar challenges

alongside citizens of other

countries. When you’ve lived

in Nigeria for so long, a lot

about you changes. You think

different, talk different and

behave different. A foreign

resident who has the unique

traits of a Nigerian may start

to wonder if he has lived in

Nigeria too long.



Here are top 10 signs that you

have been in Nigeria for too

long:



1. You develop a sixth sense



Nigerians can smell anything

fishy, especially when it has to

do with a business deal. In the

same manner they can

recognize a good deal or an

opportunity when they see

one. If you try to behave like

a Nigerian when you haven’t

really learnt how to be one,

you may end up becoming

the victim. Like we say “cunny

man die, cunny man bury am”

and ‘cunny’ is our way of

saying ‘cunning’.



2. You become a hustler



Nigerians don’t just thrive,

they hustle. At any stage of

our lives, whether we are

awaiting admission to a higher

institution or just graduating,

the ‘hustle’ stays on our

minds. And just in case you’re

wondering, hustle in Nigeria

refers to the innate struggle

we have for survival and the

many schemes we come up

with to achieve it.



3. You are now used to

Nigerian Foods



Nigerian foods are very

delicious but most foreigners

find it disgusting when they

arrive. When you discover that

you are now okay with

Nigerian foods, in fact you eat

Pounded yam and Efo riro like

you are from Ekiti State, it

means you have stayed too

long in Nigeria and you are

now a confirm ‘Naija’ person.



4. You Speak in Naija slangs



When you’ve stayed in Nigeria

long enough you learn the

use of slangs. We use them

often times to make our

conversations unintelligible to

people outside of your

discussion circle. Kids use

them to communicate in the

presence of their parents and

so on. Some include ‘para’ for

angry, ‘egunje’ for bribe,

‘gbagaun’ for grammatical

errors, ‘gbedu’ for music, etc.



5. You dress uniquely, you have falling in love with ‘Ankara’



Staying in Nigeria for long

affects your sense of style. We

have our famous ankara,

adire and the other traditional

wears and most foreigners get

to the various funny but

beautiful combinations. For

weddings, ‘aso ebis’ ( or

parlance for uniform dressings

at a wedding) are the order of

the day and you find yourself

wearing one when you are

attending a Nigerian party.





6. You get thick-skinned

Living in Nigeria over time also

toughens you up. You see,

hear and experience so many

things that make you resilient

and thick-skinned to life’s

hard knocks. Eventually,

situations and challenges that

people struggle through

become a bit of a walk-over

for you.



7. You become a go getter



Living in Nigeria is an

achievement. A lot of odds

are against Nigerians yet we

fight to succeed. When you

are used to waking up as

early as 4 am just because you

want to get to the office

promptly, its a sign that you

have been in Nigeria too long.

When your mind is set on a

goal and you work towards it

until it is realized. Being a ‘go

getter’ is evident in the spree

of successful and flourishing

SMEs you see in Nigeria.



8. You know how to bargain with no shame



Anyone who has lived here

for long buys things uniquely

when they’re in a market

place. When we sell, it’s also

different; Nigerians can sell ice

to an Eskimo. We are good at

pricing (a Nigerian parlance

for bargaining), we know how

to beat down the price of an

item to the barest minimum.

We price with no shame!



9. You attend comedy shows and laugh at Nigerian jokes



Nobody understands Nigerian

jokes like Nigerians because

most jokes are cracked in

pidgin English and you can

only understand the language

when you have stayed in

Nigeria for long.



10. You have a deep sense of cultural norms and traditions



A typical Nigerian upholds

certain traditional ways of

doing things. You become

family conscious and relate

well with the people you call

friends. Our music is different

and most Nigerians like

‘owambe’ (partying and

celebration gatherings). There

is respect for elders and you

can tell what part of the

country either by the name,

appearance or accent.

Have you been in Nigeria for

long? Share with us in the

comment below, your

experience and signs that

indicate you have become a

Nigerian.



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