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Monday, 28 July 2014

haaa- Fashola Bans Handshakes And Hugs To Prevent The Spread Of Ebola Virus

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In the wake of the 1st Tunde

Fashola has taken drastic

steps to ensure the virus is

contained and flushed out of

the state immediately.



In a statement released

yesterday, the Governor

officially banned handshakes,

hugs and all forms of bodily

contact that could ensure the

spread of the virus.

In his statement he said: “We

are all aware now of the

presence of the deadly Ebola

Virus in or midst, and how it is

spread. It is my moral

obligation as Governor of this

great state to ensure it’s

spread is brought to an

immediate halt.



In this vein, henceforth,

Handshakes and Hugs are

banned in this state. If you

must say hi to someone,

WAVE from a distance. No

more handshakes, hugging,

grabbing, patting on the back

and chopping of knuckle”

“If you want to greet, WAVE.



If you want to congratulate

someone, WAVE. If players

score during matches played

in Lagos and want to

celebrate, they better WAVE

at eachother.”

“Also all forms of body fluid

exchange are banned. Sex is

banned. Sweating in public

close to someone else,

especially on the bus, is

banned. Urinating on the

street close to where

someone else has just

urinated, is banned”



The Full statement is available

on Nairaaland. reported case

of the deadly Ebola Virus at

Obalende, Lagos, Gov.





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